Witty Ditty

As a musician he liked to Rap,
Most of us thought he was crap,
Then one day he composed,
Whilst picking his nose,
Now hes known as hooter ,poor chap.

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

There was a fair maiden from Cranbrook,
Who enjoyed relaxing with a book,
Some books were quite porny,
And made her feel horny,
She dresses so men have to look xxxx

Has anybody seen me wandering around in Cranbrook.
Dressed in sweat pants trainers and a body warmer the phrase Bag Lady comes to mind:lol:

Yet anothe ellusion shattered....anyway try finding something to rhyme with trainers.... xxxx :whistle:

She wanders in sweat pants and trainers
She know's she'll never be famous
With her fashion sense
She belongs on the bench
At the match between Celtic and Rangers.:whistle:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

There was a fair maiden from Cranbrook,
Who enjoyed relaxing with a book,
Some books were quite porny,
And made her feel horny,
She dresses so men have to look xxxx

Has anybody seen me wandering around in Cranbrook.
Dressed in sweat pants trainers and a body warmer the phrase Bag Lady comes to mind:lol:

Yet anothe ellusion shattered....anyway try finding something to rhyme with trainers.... xxxx :whistle:

She wanders in sweat pants and trainers
She know's she'll never be famous
With her fashion sense
She belongs on the bench
At the match between Celtic and Rangers.:whistle:

Celtic and Rangers show passion,
To each other its just a fashion,
But when you are dressed,
In trainers and vest,
Who knows what arousal is on ration xxxx :whistle:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

There was a fair maiden from Cranbrook,
Who enjoyed relaxing with a book,
Some books were quite porny,
And made her feel horny,
She dresses so men have to look xxxx

Has anybody seen me wandering around in Cranbrook.
Dressed in sweat pants trainers and a body warmer the phrase Bag Lady comes to mind:lol:

Yet anothe ellusion shattered....anyway try finding something to rhyme with trainers.... xxxx :whistle:

She wanders in sweat pants and trainers
She know's she'll never be famous
With her fashion sense
She belongs on the bench
At the match between Celtic and Rangers.:whistle:

Celtic and Rangers show passion,
To each other its just a fashion,
But when you are dressed,
In trainers and vest,
Who knows what arousal is on ration xxxx :whistle:

Married men are a funny breed, some stay faithfully all their life
Some like to stray and play,and cause strife for their wife.
So remember all you single girls,if someone's man you try to borrow.
It may bring you a moments joy,but could bring lots of sorrow.
You may tempt him into bed,and yes he may stay all night.
But in the cold light of morning,he may look a sight
So if any of you pretty young things want to stay and play.
Make sure he's free to do so, or send him on his way.:whistle:

:lol:

Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/02/08 09:28<br><br>Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/02/10 17:25

Dorrie wrote:

Married men are a funny breed, some stay faithfully all their life
Some like to stray and play,and cause strife for their wife.
So remember all you single girls,if someone's man you try to borrow.
It may bring you a moments joy,but could bring lots of sorrow.
You may tempt him into bed,and yes he may stay all night.
But in the cold light of morning,he will go home to his wife.
So if any of you pretty young things want to stay and play.
Make sure he's free to do so, or send him on his way.:whistle:

:lol:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/02/08 09:28

Not one of your better ones Dorrie xxxx :whistle: