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Witty Ditty
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17 years 4 months ago #19218
by Dorrie
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Have you ever had a day where nothing fits
Your hairs a mess and you've lost your wits
You seem to have gained half a stone
You are just one big moan
Take chocs and book go back to bed
Have a good day off instead.
Your hairs a mess and you've lost your wits
You seem to have gained half a stone
You are just one big moan
Take chocs and book go back to bed
Have a good day off instead.
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17 years 4 months ago #19251
by tonypark
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Dafid Davis was a man of very few words,
He was often found in the pub ......................
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He was often found in the pub ......................
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17 years 4 months ago #19254
by tonypark
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I found a little hairy thing climbing up my leg,
When I asked it what it was it had no light to shed,
So I phoned the Hospital to see if they had lost,
A little hairy short tailed thing and would it cost,
No was the reply which came its not from us you see,
Maybe you could phone sister , invite her in for tea xxxx<br><br>Post edited by: tonypark, at: 2009/03/11 22:05
When I asked it what it was it had no light to shed,
So I phoned the Hospital to see if they had lost,
A little hairy short tailed thing and would it cost,
No was the reply which came its not from us you see,
Maybe you could phone sister , invite her in for tea xxxx
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17 years 4 months ago #19295
by tonypark
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Is there a time when touching can be an awful sin,
Im not sure it can be when lonelyness rushes in,
Is it wrong to caress ones friend,
And make an awful fuss,
Only when its a stranger on a local 423 bus xxxx
Im not sure it can be when lonelyness rushes in,
Is it wrong to caress ones friend,
And make an awful fuss,
Only when its a stranger on a local 423 bus xxxx
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17 years 4 months ago #19301
by ducky
Replied by ducky on topic Re:Witty Ditty
to Dorrie and to Tony
I am no good at ditties
but enjoy reading yours
I am no good at ditties
but enjoy reading yours
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17 years 4 months ago #19334
by tonypark
Replied by tonypark on topic Re:Witty Ditty
There was a young man called Billy,
Who always played with his Willy,
His dad was very kind,
But said he would go blind,
Now Silly Billy has a sore Willy xxxx<br><br>Post edited by: tonypark, at: 2009/03/13 14:50
Who always played with his Willy,
His dad was very kind,
But said he would go blind,
Now Silly Billy has a sore Willy xxxx
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17 years 4 months ago #19374
by Dorrie
Replied by Dorrie on topic Re:Witty Ditty
tonypark wrote:
Keep it clean my man:ohmy: :blush:
There was a young man called Billy,
Who always played with his Willy,
His dad was very kind,
But said he would go blind,
Now Silly Billy has a sore Willy xxxx
Keep it clean my man:ohmy: :blush:
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