Witty Ditty

People say its not like Jim,
To pull a face and look quite grim,
Its more a case of silly jibes,
Taking cash accepting bribes,
He should have left well alone,
Make accusations and cast first stone xxxx :ohmy:

Have you ever had a day where nothing fits
Your hairs a mess and you've lost your wits
You seem to have gained half a stone
You are just one big moan
Take chocs and book go back to bed
Have a good day off instead.

Peter Popplewhite peeked purposefully and sighed,
Peter Popplewhite knew that someone had died,
Peter Popplewhite seemed ill at ease,
Peter Popplewhite could not be teased xxxxx :ohmy:

I think I will throw a sickie and spend the day in bed
Or shall I tell the boss I'll work from home instead
I really should get into work and try to do my best
I will not be found lacking if they put me to the test
For I'll be asking for a raise as soon as I can
I am good at my job I'm a very important man.:whistle:

Dafid Davis was a man of very few words,
He was often found in the pub ......................
.................... xxxx

I found a little hairy thing climbing up my leg,
When I asked it what it was it had no light to shed,
So I phoned the Hospital to see if they had lost,
A little hairy short tailed thing and would it cost,
No was the reply which came its not from us you see,
Maybe you could phone sister , invite her in for tea xxxx <br><br>Post edited by: tonypark, at: 2009/03/11 22:05