Witty Ditty

If you want to play the game
Make sure you know what's the name
Of the game you want to play
And do you want to go or stay;)

One thing I need not accept is unreasonable behaviour,
Its not a positive aspect or something I should savour,
I treat my friends in high regard,
With respect and consideration,
So no games I play with those so close,
I dont consider Im doing them a favour......

If you are in the wrong you must say
You are sorry its the only way
If people are very cross with you
It makes you very sad and blue
So kiss and make it up I say
Will you say yes or say no way
:blink:

Its not by accident of design,
To speak to a so-called friend like swine,
With such venom and contempt,
In rage and hatred meant,
Words are easy in hindsight,
The treatment shows a differant light,..... xxxxx :ohmy:

There was a young lady from Fife
Who would never ever think twice
She went weekly to the dance
And given half the chance
Would have the time of her life:P

Fred the friendly Dartford lad,
Made a point of never being sad,
So bad manners he would choose,
To avoid and try to lose,
For friends he had respect,
Affection they would detect,
Freds friends he had for years,
Considered loyalty for his peers xxxx

There was a builder from Fife
Who had done the job all his life
He was proud of his work
Never turned down a perk
And always went home to his wife.

Roger had a lodger who was known as Dodger,
When Dodger the lodger was out,
Roger knew Dodger was about,
( sorry getting silly ) xxxxx

I look in the mirror and to my surprise,
I still have those two blue sparkling eyes,
Eyes that helped draw nice ladies well in,
Some times with passion and looking for sin,
Then I notice my skin and bolt up in shock,
Wrinkled up, needs ironing like an old sock.

That cant be me I gasp and moan,
When did I let my body on loan,
A younger lad must have it I say,
If Ive got his he needs to pray,
For this isnt the frame for pulling females,
I might be confused and just telling tales xxxx :whistle: :side:

:lol: :lol: :lol: Like that one excellent my friend:lol:<br><br>Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/03/19 14:29

There are faries in my garden nobody knows but me
They dont like to be stared at dont want you to see
It's because they are so tiny that they hide away
When it's nice and sunny they all come out to play
My cat really wants to eat one he thinks it is a mouse
I will not let him do that I keep him in the house
People think I am a little mad funny in the head
That's why faries live in my garden and not theirs instead.:blink: :blink: :huh:

I used to do photography for those who posed,
Took their image quickly before they dozed,
Some were photogenic and didnt have a care,
Others being full of themselves brushing their hair,
Once I was taken naked and almost frozed,
Looking down I could see I was OVEREXPOSED xxxx;) :whistle: :side: :silly: