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Witty Ditty
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17 years 4 months ago #18750
by tonypark
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Long and hard Ive searched for you,
Adoring feelings and touching true,
If only once you were devine,
Getting p..sed on a decent wine,
Rolling lustful in the hay,
Could be April or could be May,
Just throw your clothes on top of mine,
Right next to that bottle of wine xxxx
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Adoring feelings and touching true,
If only once you were devine,
Getting p..sed on a decent wine,
Rolling lustful in the hay,
Could be April or could be May,
Just throw your clothes on top of mine,
Right next to that bottle of wine xxxx
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17 years 4 months ago #18781
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Robbie Macormack came from Fife,
He spent his days enjoying life,
Until that day he got caught out,
Pushed about by a big awful lout,
He felt his days full of strife,
That feteful day when he found a Wife xxxx
He spent his days enjoying life,
Until that day he got caught out,
Pushed about by a big awful lout,
He felt his days full of strife,
That feteful day when he found a Wife xxxx
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17 years 4 months ago #18912
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Silly Mabel Butter was a fool,
She tried to garden without a tool,
Broke her nails and removed her skin,
Smashed her head and cracked her shin,
What she neede was a lot of advice,
Mabel Butter was planting rice xxxx
She tried to garden without a tool,
Broke her nails and removed her skin,
Smashed her head and cracked her shin,
What she neede was a lot of advice,
Mabel Butter was planting rice xxxx
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17 years 4 months ago #18967
by Dorrie
Replied by Dorrie on topic Re:Witty Ditty
My friend has bought a dog it's bigger than a horse
It chews up all the furniture never shows remorse
Her hubby says he will leave if it does'nt go
She says she'll find him lodgings if he gives her half a mo
So now he's round at my house looking for a place
I'd really rather have the dog I told him to his face.
It chews up all the furniture never shows remorse
Her hubby says he will leave if it does'nt go
She says she'll find him lodgings if he gives her half a mo
So now he's round at my house looking for a place
I'd really rather have the dog I told him to his face.
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17 years 4 months ago #18970
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Allez Vous its off to France,
Drive on the right dont take a chance,
Stop off and take the local air,
Eating out is more than fair,
The wine,the food and ambiance,
Make sure your enjoying your trip to France xxxx :side:
Drive on the right dont take a chance,
Stop off and take the local air,
Eating out is more than fair,
The wine,the food and ambiance,
Make sure your enjoying your trip to France xxxx
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