Witty Ditty

Replied by Dorrie on topic Re:Witty Ditty

Always try and do your best
Then you'll keep up with the rest
If you sit and do nowt at all
Then you're heading for a fall
You'll always be my number one
I have found you lots of fun. :whistle:

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Replied by ducky on topic Re:Witty Ditty

i like that one..

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Replied by tonypark on topic Re:Witty Ditty

As a young man always spoke,
Of dipping his bread in his yoke,
He didnt watch telly,
But had a big belly,
Now hes run off to Stoke xxxx

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Replied by Dorrie on topic Re:Witty Ditty

I like to watch the rugby players I watch them all the time.
They look good in little white shorts standing in a line
They are all he men that set me a tingle
The man that really pops my cork, is Emmerdales Sam Dingle.

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Replied by tonypark on topic Re:Witty Ditty

Call me old fashioned if you like,
But I like to ride my bike,
In shorts fitting tight,
I ride day and night,
Its better than having to hike xxxx

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Replied by Dorrie on topic Re:Witty Ditty

I like a man with a lovely smile
For him I'd go the extra mile
I dont like someone who is really glum
They really would'nt be much fun.

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Replied by tonypark on topic Re:Witty Ditty

A demanding lady can be pleased,
Just treat her with respect and ease,
Dont waste her time in idle chat,
Disrobe her clothing just like that,
So spend some time in loving play,
A demanding lady is good that way xxxx

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Replied by tonypark on topic Re:Witty Ditty

The Green-Eyed monster is no friend of mine,
It corrupts and destroys like a sour wine,
People are not owned by any kind,
A Real sexy friend is hard to find,
So before you go out of line,
Consider the benefits of a wonderful vine xxxx

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