Witty Ditty

Always try and do your best
Then you'll keep up with the rest
If you sit and do nowt at all
Then you're heading for a fall
You'll always be my number one
I have found you lots of fun. :whistle:

i like that one..

As a young man always spoke,
Of dipping his bread in his yoke,
He didnt watch telly,
But had a big belly,
Now hes run off to Stoke xxxx

I like to watch the rugby players I watch them all the time.
They look good in little white shorts standing in a line
They are all he men that set me a tingle
The man that really pops my cork, is Emmerdales Sam Dingle.

Call me old fashioned if you like,
But I like to ride my bike,
In shorts fitting tight,
I ride day and night,
Its better than having to hike xxxx

I like a man with a lovely smile
For him I'd go the extra mile
I dont like someone who is really glum
They really would'nt be much fun.