Witty Ditty

Down by the river is where I like to be,
Down by the river that runs into the sea,
Boats floating past in orderly flow,
Where they are going I dont know,
Sitting by this pub with glass in hand,
Thinking to myself ,what a wonderful land.

A seafaring nation we used to be,
Sailing around the world using the sea,
A noble Island race our history yells,
Discovering other continents our story tells,
Surrounded by water its my only wish,
How come our diet doesnt include fish.....

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx:) :whistle: :side: :side:

When you're in the land of dreams
All may not be what it seems
You dream of love in a silly way
When you wake up what will you say
When you wonder who was he
Who could that dashing fellow be.:blink:

Constantly Constance considered control,
Control to Constance was under patrol,
Patrol as you like Constance would say,
I wont resist what you want to play,
So Constance control was under patrol,
Loosen your clothing and lose control xxxxx;)

There was a lady from Perth
No one knew her true worth
It was said she was rich
Also she could be a bitch
It was all such a muddle
She only wanted a cuddle.

Cuddles they come and they go,
So take advantage of them so,
You can judge which one cared,
And made you feel not scared,
But randy and wanting to ......... xxxx:) :ohmy:

tonypark wrote:

Cuddles they come and they go,
So take advantage of them so,
You can judge which one cared,
And made you feel not scared,
But randy and wanting to ......... xxxx:) :ohmy:

I think I will rename you Arise Sir Randy Andy:lol:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Cuddles they come and they go,
So take advantage of them so,
You can judge which one cared,
And made you feel not scared,
But randy and wanting to ......... xxxx:) :ohmy:

I think I will rename you Arise Sir Randy Andy:lol:

I thank you for your kind words....Lady Delightful Dorrie xxxx :whistle:

Ohhhhhhhhhhh he's off on one again:blink:

Dorrie wrote:

Ohhhhhhhhhhh he's off on one again:blink:

Only in your presence sweetness .. xxxxx:lol:

He writes a good witty ditty
He thinks that I am pretty
I think he needs an eye test
I am more wrinkled than the rest
I could be mistaken for a prune
A face lift I need very soon.

She is too self critical by far,
He cant be driven to the bar,
Her smile is like the sun on sea,
He adores her looks to a tee,
She came into his life like the sun,
All Bright and glowing ,he didnt run xxxx

I nicked this one :laugh:
I was in a great panic at crew
I wanted to catch the two two
said the porter, don't worry
there is no need to hurry
its a minute or more two two two <br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2009/03/24 16:22