Witty Ditty

Sitting by the river bank with dangling feet,
Old Reg Johnson didnt have a seat,
His bum was wet and his face was dry,
Old Reg Johnson began to cry,
The tears they flowed to the water below,
Old Reg Johnson had no where to go,
His house was repocessed by his local bank,
Old Reg Johnson knew who to thank,
Gordon Brown had lied through his teeth,
Old Reg Johnson called him a political THIEF.

xxxxxx :ohmy: :whistle:

I really do feel sorry for this poor old chap
Shall I give him a cuddle and sit upon his lap
He is'nt very happy cos he lost his home
Sitting there depressed and all alone
I will give him a meal and a cup of tea
I might offer him a bed he'll have to wait and see.

Old Reg Johnson is full of trust,
You might get him home full of lust,
Hes been known to make love all night long,
Old Reg Johnson has got a massive dong,
So when your laying naked in bed,
And Old Reg Johnson has been fed,
He may not ask or have to beg,
But what you are stroking is not his leg xxxxx :lol: :whistle: :side:

tonypark wrote:

Old Reg Johnson is full of trust,
You might get him home full of lust,
Hes been known to make love all night long,
Old Reg Johnson has got a massive dong,
So when your laying naked in bed,
And Old Reg Johnson has been fed,
He may not ask or have to beg,
But what you are stroking is not his leg xxxxx :lol: :whistle: :side:

Can you please keep it clean Mr Park( and spare my :blush: :blush: )

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Old Reg Johnson is full of trust,
You might get him home full of lust,
Hes been known to make love all night long,
Old Reg Johnson has got a massive dong,
So when your laying naked in bed,
And Old Reg Johnson has been fed,
He may not ask or have to beg,
But what you are stroking is not his leg xxxxx :lol: :whistle: :side:

Can you please keep it clean Mr Park( and spare my :blush: :blush: )

But it needs to rhyme and what else goes with...long....and......beg ???? xxxx :ohmy: :whistle:

As I was walking by St. Pauls,
A lady grabbed me by the....shoulder,
The lady said youve got some pluck,
Come inside and have a.....cuppa,
It may cost a shilling it may cost a bob,
It all depends on the size of your...cup xxxx :whistle: :side: :silly: