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17 years 2 months ago #23339 by Dorrie
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If God had made a woman first would there be any men
If he had made lots of them would we keep them in a pen
We could have them as our little pets
Let them pay up all our debts
Still I suppose they do have a use
Just dont let them out on the loose
Keep them at home and working hard
Whilst you sun bathe in the yard.

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17 years 2 months ago #23397 by tonypark
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Oh you bring a grin to my face,
Whether your wearing cotton or lace,
Those tight fitting trousers with blue short socks,
That long flowing skirt,I adore you in frocks,
Give time to your passion as you dress to meet,
Stocking covered legs right down to your feet,
I watch with arousal as you slide in your seat,
Feeling my heart pounding not missing a beat. xxxx :ohmy:

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17 years 2 months ago #23694 by Dorrie
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Are men really a must have thing
Or just a now and again time fling
Do we need them everyday
Or want them to go away
Are they just for flowers and Chocs
Or if we want to change the locks
I suppose they can be very handy
If between the sheets they are very ???????

Couldn't think of anything to rhyme:blink: :whistle:

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17 years 2 months ago #23695 by tonypark
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In traners and vest its just fun,
That this lady is ready to run,
She wont get too far,
Cos Im in a car,
Semi naked because of the sun xxxx ;)

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17 years 2 months ago #23879 by Dorrie
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If you have a special lady let her know you care
Don't stint on the compliments she may look elsewhere
Bring her flowers and perfume don't forget her kiss
Love will die if not nurtured look what you will miss
Don't forget to phone to say you love her a lot
It says so much more than a quick slap on the bot:P

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17 years 2 months ago #23884 by ducky
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flaming June what a joke
every day is one long soak
in July the sun is hot
is it shinning no it's not
next come August dank and wet
brings more rain than any yet

This is not my own work.. am not that cleaver :laugh:

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17 years 2 months ago #23907 by tonypark
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I pause to see you on my phone,
Smiling results to which Im prone,
Arousal and such desires combine,
Your legs are stunning and stockings fine,
People complain when being alone,
Im so pleased with my mobile phone xxxx B) :lol:

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17 years 2 months ago #23985 by Dorrie
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Here is a romantic one, for all you Lovers out there:)

I gave you some Fairy Love it is a part of me.
Hold it in your hand and I am who you'll see
It will protect you every single day
I will always be there when your far away
So you must keep it safe close to your heart
If you loose my Fairy then we'll have to part.:kiss:

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17 years 2 months ago #24013 by tonypark
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Beholders beauty makes no mistake,
It pleases its eyes its only sake,
Thus proving to all of interest here,
Beauties beholder has no fear,
So before you ask beholders view of you,
His feelings and view is only true,
Protest no more of critical self worth,
Beholders opinion shall shine forth xxxx ;) :whistle:

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17 years 2 months ago #24056 by Dorrie
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Mr Park's an ideal man
He doesn't drive an old tin can
He drives a really flashy car
If he'd learn to park he could go far
He'll take you out for a cream tea
He's really charming just wait and see
He'll offer a picnic in the park
Make sure you leave before it's dark.:lol: :whistle:

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17 years 2 months ago #24073 by tonypark
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Oh wise words often said in jest,
Still keep thinking of that chest,
Firm and strokable it might be,
Would travel miles just to see,
Most men would pay a massive buck,
Oh I will just dream and give a suck xxxxx :P :whistle: :silly:

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17 years 2 months ago #24313 by Dorrie
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There was a young girl who was sad
Everyone thought her quite mad
She was in love with a singer
Who was a dead ringer
For Shakey who was quite a lad.:) :whistle:

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