Witty Ditty

If God had made a woman first would there be any men
If he had made lots of them would we keep them in a pen
We could have them as our little pets
Let them pay up all our debts
Still I suppose they do have a use
Just dont let them out on the loose
Keep them at home and working hard
Whilst you sun bathe in the yard.

Oh you bring a grin to my face,
Whether your wearing cotton or lace,
Those tight fitting trousers with blue short socks,
That long flowing skirt,I adore you in frocks,
Give time to your passion as you dress to meet,
Stocking covered legs right down to your feet,
I watch with arousal as you slide in your seat,
Feeling my heart pounding not missing a beat. xxxx :ohmy:

Are men really a must have thing
Or just a now and again time fling
Do we need them everyday
Or want them to go away
Are they just for flowers and Chocs
Or if we want to change the locks
I suppose they can be very handy
If between the sheets they are very ???????

Couldn't think of anything to rhyme:blink: :whistle:

In traners and vest its just fun,
That this lady is ready to run,
She wont get too far,
Cos Im in a car,
Semi naked because of the sun xxxx

If you have a special lady let her know you care
Don't stint on the compliments she may look elsewhere
Bring her flowers and perfume don't forget her kiss
Love will die if not nurtured look what you will miss
Don't forget to phone to say you love her a lot
It says so much more than a quick slap on the bot:P

flaming June what a joke
every day is one long soak
in July the sun is hot
is it shinning no it's not
next come August dank and wet
brings more rain than any yet

This is not my own work.. am not that cleaver :laugh: