Witty Ditty

He lay on the bed quite aroused,
Looking at dreams that ........

Walking my dog in the woods one day
I spotted a couple doing:blush: :blush: (cant say)
Did they see me I dont know
So on my way I quickly go
You would think they'd get a room
They better do that very soon:blink: :blush: :huh:

Dorrie wrote:

Walking my dog in the woods one day
I spotted a couple doing:blush: :blush: (cant say)
Did they see me I dont know
So on my way I quickly go
You would think they'd get a room
They better do that very soon:blink: :blush: :huh:

am glad I was not there with you
as I would have stood and stared
and asked them what they had for lunch
and was this there main dessert :laugh: :blink: :huh:

ducky wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

Walking my dog in the woods one day
I spotted a couple doing:blush: :blush: (cant say)
Did they see me I dont know
So on my way I quickly go
You would think they'd get a room
They better do that very soon:blink: :blush: :huh:

am glad I was not there with you
as I would have stood and stared
and asked them what they had for lunch
and was this there main dessert :laugh: :blink: :huh:

Like it my friend. Well done Dux:lol:

Standing there hands in pocket,
Down the front looks like a rocket,
To let it go or keep it hid,
Might frighten horses if I did,
So I will ponder my next course,
Hung like a hampster or a horse ... xxxx :ohmy: :whistle: :whistle:

In your dreams you might well say,
I would gesture come here and play,
Im sure it will not cause a fright,
Niether is it trained to bite,
So stay restrained and out of view,
My noble member is here for you xxxxx :whistle:

To keep a lady waiting is really not much fun
To not turn up at all is really just not done
She may not want to see you if you come to call
She may just leave you standing out in the hall
So you better have a good reason and be very contrite
Or you may find that you can never put it right.:dry: :huh:

As the sun rose it was dawning,
And Bill awoke still yawning,
All night he had thought of Tiff,
Hence his manhood it was stiff,
Oh his lust it knew no bounds,
In the distance he heard the hounds,

He needs a long term distraction,
Not think of sexual action,
To church he might find relief,
However he had no belief,
So back to thinking of Tiff,
Again his manhood it grew stiff xxxx :whistle:

tonypark wrote:

As the sun rose it was dawning,
And Bill awoke still yawning,
All night he had thought of Tiff,
Hence his manhood it was stiff,
Oh his lust it knew no bounds,
In the distance he heard the hounds,

He needs a long term distraction,
Not think of sexual action,
To church he might find relief,
However he had no belief,
So back to thinking of Tiff,
Again his manhood it grew stiff xxxx :whistle:

Perhaps you could give him some of your Andrews!!!!:whistle:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

As the sun rose it was dawning,
And Bill awoke still yawning,
All night he had thought of Tiff,
Hence his manhood it was stiff,
Oh his lust it knew no bounds,
In the distance he heard the hounds,

He needs a long term distraction,
Not think of sexual action,
To church he might find relief,
However he had no belief,
So back to thinking of Tiff,
Again his manhood it grew stiff xxxx :whistle:

Perhaps you could give him some of your Andrews!!!!:whistle:

But his problem is natural..not from his digestion xxxx :lol:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

As the sun rose it was dawning,
And Bill awoke still yawning,
All night he had thought of Tiff,
Hence his manhood it was stiff,
Oh his lust it knew no bounds,
In the distance he heard the hounds,

He needs a long term distraction,
Not think of sexual action,
To church he might find relief,
However he had no belief,
So back to thinking of Tiff,
Again his manhood it grew stiff xxxx :whistle:

Perhaps you could give him some of your Andrews!!!!:whistle:

But his problem is natural..not from his digestion xxxx :lol:

That's a matter of opinion:lol:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

As the sun rose it was dawning,
And Bill awoke still yawning,
All night he had thought of Tiff,
Hence his manhood it was stiff,
Oh his lust it knew no bounds,
In the distance he heard the hounds,

He needs a long term distraction,
Not think of sexual action,
To church he might find relief,
However he had no belief,
So back to thinking of Tiff,
Again his manhood it grew stiff xxxx :whistle:

Perhaps you could give him some of your Andrews!!!!:whistle:

But his problem is natural..not from his digestion xxxx :lol:

That's a matter of opinion:lol:

No..think youll find its the opinion of his doctor xxxx