Witty Ditty

He lay on the bed quite aroused,
Looking at dreams that ........

Walking my dog in the woods one day
I spotted a couple doing:blush: :blush: (cant say)
Did they see me I dont know
So on my way I quickly go
You would think they'd get a room
They better do that very soon:blink: :blush: :huh:

Dorrie wrote:

Walking my dog in the woods one day
I spotted a couple doing:blush: :blush: (cant say)
Did they see me I dont know
So on my way I quickly go
You would think they'd get a room
They better do that very soon:blink: :blush: :huh:

am glad I was not there with you
as I would have stood and stared
and asked them what they had for lunch
and was this there main dessert :laugh: :blink: :huh:

ducky wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

Walking my dog in the woods one day
I spotted a couple doing:blush: :blush: (cant say)
Did they see me I dont know
So on my way I quickly go
You would think they'd get a room
They better do that very soon:blink: :blush: :huh:

am glad I was not there with you
as I would have stood and stared
and asked them what they had for lunch
and was this there main dessert :laugh: :blink: :huh:

Like it my friend. Well done Dux:lol:

Standing there hands in pocket,
Down the front looks like a rocket,
To let it go or keep it hid,
Might frighten horses if I did,
So I will ponder my next course,
Hung like a hampster or a horse ... xxxx :ohmy: :whistle: :whistle:

In your dreams you might well say,
I would gesture come here and play,
Im sure it will not cause a fright,
Niether is it trained to bite,
So stay restrained and out of view,
My noble member is here for you xxxxx :whistle: