Witty Ditty

If you met me in a club would you speak to me
Would you think I was a nice girl,I'll wait and see
Would I be good enough to meet your Maiden Aunts
Or is all your'e after is getting into my pants
If that is so you are really on a loser
But I may agree to meet you down the Boozer.

I was seated in the chair,
When you let down your hair,
You rubbed my thigh with lust,
I thought that I would bust,
Then you licked my ear,
I didnt have a fear xxxxx

tonypark wrote:

I was seated in the chair,
When you let down your hair,
You rubbed my thigh with lust,
I thought that I would bust,
Then you licked my ear,
I didnt have a fear xxxxx

You are talking about my cat again:blink: :whistle:

A mans best friend is something he must touch,
He spends his life doing it too much,
From an early age he must play,
Trying it out every kind of way,
You would think that it would wear it out,
In fact it keeps going firm and stout,
So the risk of affecting his own sight,
Should make him stop, but its a fight xxxx :silly:

tonypark wrote:

A mans best friend is something he must touch,
He spends his life doing it too much,
From an early age he must play,
Trying it out every kind of way,
You would think that it would wear it out,
In fact it keeps going firm and stout,
So the risk of affecting his own sight,
Should make him stop, but its a fight xxxx :silly:

I am pleased to see your dog gets plenty of exercise, although I did'nt know you had one, after all a man's best friend is his dog.:blink:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

A mans best friend is something he must touch,
He spends his life doing it too much,
From an early age he must play,
Trying it out every kind of way,
You would think that it would wear it out,
In fact it keeps going firm and stout,
So the risk of affecting his own sight,
Should make him stop, but its a fight xxxx :silly:

I am pleased to see your dog gets plenty of exercise, although I did'nt know you had one, after all a man's best friend is his dog.:blink:

exactly...what else ????:whistle: