Witty Ditty

If you met me in a club would you speak to me
Would you think I was a nice girl,I'll wait and see
Would I be good enough to meet your Maiden Aunts
Or is all your'e after is getting into my pants
If that is so you are really on a loser
But I may agree to meet you down the Boozer.

I was seated in the chair,
When you let down your hair,
You rubbed my thigh with lust,
I thought that I would bust,
Then you licked my ear,
I didnt have a fear xxxxx

tonypark wrote:

I was seated in the chair,
When you let down your hair,
You rubbed my thigh with lust,
I thought that I would bust,
Then you licked my ear,
I didnt have a fear xxxxx

You are talking about my cat again:blink: :whistle:

A mans best friend is something he must touch,
He spends his life doing it too much,
From an early age he must play,
Trying it out every kind of way,
You would think that it would wear it out,
In fact it keeps going firm and stout,
So the risk of affecting his own sight,
Should make him stop, but its a fight xxxx :silly:

tonypark wrote:

A mans best friend is something he must touch,
He spends his life doing it too much,
From an early age he must play,
Trying it out every kind of way,
You would think that it would wear it out,
In fact it keeps going firm and stout,
So the risk of affecting his own sight,
Should make him stop, but its a fight xxxx :silly:

I am pleased to see your dog gets plenty of exercise, although I did'nt know you had one, after all a man's best friend is his dog.:blink:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

A mans best friend is something he must touch,
He spends his life doing it too much,
From an early age he must play,
Trying it out every kind of way,
You would think that it would wear it out,
In fact it keeps going firm and stout,
So the risk of affecting his own sight,
Should make him stop, but its a fight xxxx :silly:

I am pleased to see your dog gets plenty of exercise, although I did'nt know you had one, after all a man's best friend is his dog.:blink:

exactly...what else ????:whistle:

I have got a new medication to help beat the blues
You cant go and pick it up you really have to choose
You should take it daily, but that I cannot do
I need a regular supply to stop me feeling blue
It also helps you sleep at night, keeps you in the pink
It is a secret just for me no matter what you think.

This special medication,does it come well packed,
I only ask in this case as many they have lacked,
Is it instant acting and does it leave a taste,
Some of them give pleasure and go away in haste,
If this is the real Macoy Im pleaed to hear you sleep,
As long as theres no tossing when your in so deep xxxxx :ohmy: :whistle:

I have to give up something, this is for lent
I've given up talking, so your ear wont be bent.
I have to use use hand singals hope I get them right
I may offend someone and end up in a fight
Maybe I should write it down, then maybe not
I'll just pretend I'm stupid, that wont take alot:blink: :blink: :S

Sitting in the sunshine makes me lust for life,
Feeling all warm and cuddly thus avoiding strife,
Pulling my shirt wide open,
Im put in mind of rest,
A lady sits beside me and puts me to the test,
Can I resist touching her before it gets too dark,
Then she spoils the moment by asking...can you park xxxx:P :laugh: :whistle:

Some thick ones cant take a hint,
Emotional values they are skint,
Try to buy their friends,
Which just offends,
Just ignore them as they stink xxxx :evil: :evil:

Did I get abducted by Aliens, alas I do not know
Can I remember what I did, I really do hope so
I do not usually forget anything that I have done
I wish I could remember as it seemed like lots of fun
If anybody saw me or knows where I have been
Dont keep it a secret cos that is very mean.<br><br>Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/04/03 18:29