Witty Ditty

There was a young man from brazil
who swallowed an elephant pill
his heart retired
his bum backfired
and his willy shot over a hill!:laugh:

There was a young woman from Troon
Who wanted to go to the moon
She blasted off into space
Dressed in sexy black lace
She'll be back in orbit quite soon:P

tonypark wrote:

There was a fair maiden from Cranbrook,
Who enjoyed relaxing with a book,
Some books were quite porny,
And made her feel horny,
She dresses so men have to look xxxx

Has anybody seen me wandering around in Cranbrook.
Dressed in sweat pants trainers and a body warmer the phrase Bag Lady comes to mind:lol:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

There was a fair maiden from Cranbrook,
Who enjoyed relaxing with a book,
Some books were quite porny,
And made her feel horny,
She dresses so men have to look xxxx

Has anybody seen me wandering around in Cranbrook.
Dressed in sweat pants trainers and a body warmer the phrase Bag Lady comes to mind:lol:

Yet anothe ellusion shattered....anyway try finding something to rhyme with trainers.... xxxx :whistle:

There was a fishmongers daughter,Miss Willet,
Who laid on the slab and said fillet,
The men would all gaze,
In their own differant ways,
And Miss Willet joined the army to billet.

A randy young man from the West
To the ladies he was such a pest
He was ready willing and able
Till he tripped on a cable
And cut off his meat and two veg:ohmy: :blink: :woohoo: :whistle: