Witty Ditty

I pause to see you on my phone,
Smiling results to which Im prone,
Arousal and such desires combine,
Your legs are stunning and stockings fine,
People complain when being alone,
Im so pleased with my mobile phone xxxx :lol:

Here is a romantic one, for all you Lovers out there:)

I gave you some Fairy Love it is a part of me.
Hold it in your hand and I am who you'll see
It will protect you every single day
I will always be there when your far away
So you must keep it safe close to your heart
If you loose my Fairy then we'll have to part.:kiss:

Beholders beauty makes no mistake,
It pleases its eyes its only sake,
Thus proving to all of interest here,
Beauties beholder has no fear,
So before you ask beholders view of you,
His feelings and view is only true,
Protest no more of critical self worth,
Beholders opinion shall shine forth xxxx :whistle:

Mr Park's an ideal man
He doesn't drive an old tin can
He drives a really flashy car
If he'd learn to park he could go far
He'll take you out for a cream tea
He's really charming just wait and see
He'll offer a picnic in the park
Make sure you leave before it's dark.:lol: :whistle:

Oh wise words often said in jest,
Still keep thinking of that chest,
Firm and strokable it might be,
Would travel miles just to see,
Most men would pay a massive buck,
Oh I will just dream and give a suck xxxxx :whistle: :silly:

There was a young girl who was sad
Everyone thought her quite mad
She was in love with a singer
Who was a dead ringer
For Shakey who was quite a lad. :whistle: