Witty Ditty

Mr Park you must remember I am very old
When I post on forum you must do as your told
When you get as old as me you will feel the same
Some days I even struggle to remember my name
So please treat me like lady and try to do your best
Then I wont tell on the forum the colour of your vest

:blink: :huh: :dry: :S

My vests are there for all to see never out of sight,
Like me the material is pure and the colour it is white,
Run your hands along it and you will feel a rose,
A Rose tattoo is on my chest image all the pose,
Then put your hand in my pocket it will make them talk,
For you will have no problem discovering the Stalk xxxx;) :whistle: :lol:

eye have wrt this poem for ear
I am shore your be pleased two no
its letter perfect in its weigh
my chequer toiled me sow

ducky wrote:

eye have wrt this poem for ear
I am shore your be pleased two no
its letter perfect in its weigh
my chequer toiled me sow

Top marks Dux(I think):lol:

Laying here I know its true,
All I do is think of you,
Thinking of such playful times,
All those sayings ,all those rhymes,
You in stockings I must admire,
For it sets my lust on fire,
Its not too easy to control,
Will have to drive,not just stroll... xxxx :whistle: :side:

Ive spent my afternoon cooking,
Whilst that book youve been looking,
On TV the rugby has been hooking,
Outside the bird food has been tooking ( OK no need to comment)
Im scratching my head for booking,
The last line it is .ooking ( difficult) xxxx