Witty Ditty

To keep a lady waiting is really not much fun
To not turn up at all is really just not done
She may not want to see you if you come to call
She may just leave you standing out in the hall
So you better have a good reason and be very contrite
Or you may find that you can never put it right.:dry: :huh:

As the sun rose it was dawning,
And Bill awoke still yawning,
All night he had thought of Tiff,
Hence his manhood it was stiff,
Oh his lust it knew no bounds,
In the distance he heard the hounds,

He needs a long term distraction,
Not think of sexual action,
To church he might find relief,
However he had no belief,
So back to thinking of Tiff,
Again his manhood it grew stiff xxxx :whistle:

tonypark wrote:

As the sun rose it was dawning,
And Bill awoke still yawning,
All night he had thought of Tiff,
Hence his manhood it was stiff,
Oh his lust it knew no bounds,
In the distance he heard the hounds,

He needs a long term distraction,
Not think of sexual action,
To church he might find relief,
However he had no belief,
So back to thinking of Tiff,
Again his manhood it grew stiff xxxx :whistle:

Perhaps you could give him some of your Andrews!!!!:whistle:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

As the sun rose it was dawning,
And Bill awoke still yawning,
All night he had thought of Tiff,
Hence his manhood it was stiff,
Oh his lust it knew no bounds,
In the distance he heard the hounds,

He needs a long term distraction,
Not think of sexual action,
To church he might find relief,
However he had no belief,
So back to thinking of Tiff,
Again his manhood it grew stiff xxxx :whistle:

Perhaps you could give him some of your Andrews!!!!:whistle:

But his problem is natural..not from his digestion xxxx :lol:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

As the sun rose it was dawning,
And Bill awoke still yawning,
All night he had thought of Tiff,
Hence his manhood it was stiff,
Oh his lust it knew no bounds,
In the distance he heard the hounds,

He needs a long term distraction,
Not think of sexual action,
To church he might find relief,
However he had no belief,
So back to thinking of Tiff,
Again his manhood it grew stiff xxxx :whistle:

Perhaps you could give him some of your Andrews!!!!:whistle:

But his problem is natural..not from his digestion xxxx :lol:

That's a matter of opinion:lol:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

As the sun rose it was dawning,
And Bill awoke still yawning,
All night he had thought of Tiff,
Hence his manhood it was stiff,
Oh his lust it knew no bounds,
In the distance he heard the hounds,

He needs a long term distraction,
Not think of sexual action,
To church he might find relief,
However he had no belief,
So back to thinking of Tiff,
Again his manhood it grew stiff xxxx :whistle:

Perhaps you could give him some of your Andrews!!!!:whistle:

But his problem is natural..not from his digestion xxxx :lol:

That's a matter of opinion:lol:

No..think youll find its the opinion of his doctor xxxx