What a Dilemma

Here is a good one.How do you feel when you are in love.Now that is a Dilemma. Do you
1 Go right off food
2 Cant sleep at nights
3 Walk around with a dreamy expression
4 Get on everyone's nerves by talking about it
5 Deny it and pretend you hate the opposite sex
6 Forget what you are doing on a regular basis:)

Number 2 and cancel my subscription to Fly Fishing xxxx

if it is not a partner act as normal as possible :laugh:

ducky wrote:

if it is not a partner act as normal as possible :laugh:

That would be No 6 for me then Dux:lol: :blink: :whistle:

Transpires that the neighbour,living close by has been watching you ( often during intimate moments in bathroom) through a telescope...Do You.....

1...Burn him out of house and home...

2..Report him to the police...

3..Pretend that you are unaware and take a young lover home for full on sex....

4...Tell his wife...

5...Threaten him ....

xxxx :ohmy:

tonypark wrote:

Transpires that the neighbour,living close by has been watching you ( often during intimate moments in bathroom) through a telescope...Do You.....

1...Burn him out of house and home...

2..Report him to the police...

3..Pretend that you are unaware and take a young lover home for full on sex....

4...Tell his wife...

5...Threaten him ....

xxxx :ohmy:

Go round there wearing nothing under a fun fur coat, give him a quick flash, and threaten to castrate him,without anaesthetic:huh: