What a Dilemma

You are invited to a book launch, but you havent had time to read the book
Do you
1 Say you are ill and cannot attend
2 Go but keep on the move so nobody will ask your opinion on the story line
3 Listen to everyone and nod in the appropriate places
4 Own up and promise to read it soon
5 Say you have brought your copy to be autographed.:blink:

Dorrie wrote:

You are invited to a book launch, but you havent had time to read the book
Do you
1 Say you are ill and cannot attend
2 Go but keep on the move so nobody will ask your opinion on the story line
3 Listen to everyone and nod in the appropriate places
4 Own up and promise to read it soon
5 Say you have brought your copy to be autographed.:blink:

£ and 5 plus say it was of interest xxxx

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

You are invited to a book launch, but you havent had time to read the book
Do you
1 Say you are ill and cannot attend
2 Go but keep on the move so nobody will ask your opinion on the story line
3 Listen to everyone and nod in the appropriate places
4 Own up and promise to read it soon
5 Say you have brought your copy to be autographed.:blink:

3and 5 plus say it was of interest xxxx

If it had Glue in the title..say you couldnt put it down xxxx :lol:

You take a lady friend to a quiet Hotel for a day of passion, you see your wife's car is parked there too.
Do you
1 Reverse your car and leave double quick
2 Carry on and ignore it
3 Spend the whole day wondering what the hell she is doing there.
4 Go straight home and wait to have it out with her, but how will you explain your presence there
5 Think what is good for the Goose ,is good for the Gander.:lol:

Dorrie wrote:

You take a lady friend to a quiet Hotel for a day of passion, you see your wife's car is parked there too.
Do you
1 Reverse your car and leave double quick
2 Carry on and ignore it
3 Spend the whole day wondering what the hell she is doing there.
4 Go straight home and wait to have it out with her, but how will you explain your presence there
5 Think what is good for the Goose ,is good for the Gander.:lol:

2 and 5 plus 6 ( wear a mostache )xxxx :laugh:

You are eating out with a friend at a posh restaurant,when you get the bill you find you haven't got your wallet. Do you

1 Ask your friend to pay
2 Do a runner
3 Offer to wash up
4 Phone home asking someone to bring your wallet
5 Slide to the floor in a dead faint.:ohmy: