What a Dilemma

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Your Lover is eating with you in a decent restnt. and lets rip with a massive ...breaking-of-the-wind...Do You...

1...Ignore it and suggest a desert...

2...Say excuse me loudly....

3..Smile and suggest its a turn on...

4...Ask if he or she is Roman....

xxxxx :ohmy:

None of the above.I would stare with anger at the diner on the next table, whilst exclaiming loudly \"Was that really necessary\"

And if the diner on the next table is the local vicar ????? :whistle:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Your Lover is eating with you in a decent restnt. and lets rip with a massive ...breaking-of-the-wind...Do You...

1...Ignore it and suggest a desert...

2...Say excuse me loudly....

3..Smile and suggest its a turn on...

4...Ask if he or she is Roman....

xxxxx :ohmy:

None of the above.I would stare with anger at the diner on the next table, whilst exclaiming loudly \"Was that really necessary\"

And if the diner on the next table is the local vicar ????? :whistle:

How about \"Bless me father for I have sinned\":blink:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Your Lover is eating with you in a decent restnt. and lets rip with a massive ...breaking-of-the-wind...Do You...

1...Ignore it and suggest a desert...

2...Say excuse me loudly....

3..Smile and suggest its a turn on...

4...Ask if he or she is Roman....

xxxxx :ohmy:

None of the above.I would stare with anger at the diner on the next table, whilst exclaiming loudly \"Was that really necessary\"

And if the diner on the next table is the local vicar ????? :whistle:

How about \"Bless me father for I have sinned\":blink:

I must be geting old...Im wondering whats for afters xxxx :silly:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Your Lover is eating with you in a decent restnt. and lets rip with a massive ...breaking-of-the-wind...Do You...

1...Ignore it and suggest a desert...

2...Say excuse me loudly....

3..Smile and suggest its a turn on...

4...Ask if he or she is Roman....

xxxxx :ohmy:

None of the above.I would stare with anger at the diner on the next table, whilst exclaiming loudly \"Was that really necessary\"

And if the diner on the next table is the local vicar ????? :whistle:

How about \"Bless me father for I have sinned\":blink:

I must be geting old...Im wondering whats for afters xxxx :silly:

I quite like afters:P

Your new neighbour likes to sunbathe in the nude, as the fence is quite high this should not be a problem, however she keeps chatting to your partner over the fence whilst she is unclothed.
Do you
1 Tell him he is not to stand talking to her
2 Ask her to cover up as you find it annoying
3 Lock your man in the shed whilst she is sun worshipping.
4 Ask if you can join her, that should put him off
5 Tell him you will sever all relations with him, if you catch him at it again.
6 Go on a girlie night out with male strippers, and discuss their assets with him at great length, just to wind him up. :whistle:

Dorrie wrote:

Your new neighbour likes to sunbathe in the nude, as the fence is quite high this should not be a problem, however she keeps chatting to your partner over the fence whilst she is unclothed.
Do you
1 Tell him he is not to stand talking to her
2 Ask her to cover up as you find it annoying
3 Lock your man in the shed whilst she is sun worshipping.
4 Ask if you can join her, that should put him off
5 Tell him you will sever all relations with him, if you catch him at it again.
6 Go on a girlie night out with male strippers, and discuss their assets with him at great length, just to wind him up. :whistle:

7..Leave things to nature and boredom xxxx :whistle: