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Ill just whip this out..said a relaxed Tony...putting his hand down the front of his latin-tight-fitting-Goughos... Three ladies fainted as he produced something quite thick and decidedly long.....Cop an eyeful of this,Tony said whilst holding It aloft...Its my Winners Certificate for over 50s Tango in Buanis Airis. xxxxxxxxxxxB)

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Ducky was very confused,what is wrong with Scotty she asked Suzan,oh its this health and safety thing its gone to his head.I think he needs a week on the health farm to recover.Shall we take him there said Ducky. :kiss: :kiss: :lol:

before she could reply a bugle blew.. it was the bugle boy of company B announcing her majesty.. eyeing groovy tony from head to toe.. she said in a posh voice <HIC> gaw blimy I see your Guru has been at your wardrobe again :huh: :huh:

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha grinned scotty i cut my course short with that sharp tongued saw(HASAW)....
.........he led the mummified tony.....wrapped totally in white bandage...for it was not a scarf he had flung over his shoulder earlier.........before her majesty tony was spluttering as his false teeth gnashed in a lopsided grin..........ha ha ha ha ha ha said scotty...and he blew his whistle hard....:dry: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

pardon me boy is that the chatanooga choo choo,?blowing on time we have to get on that line,unwrapping tony bjm said i think it is time for us to get out of this dance hall or whatever it is amigo--