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Have more than one trick up your sleeve..With a quick flick of his wrist he produced a cooking book on the best way to cook meats,..what meat are you thinking of cooking said ducky.. well for a start said tony if I hear one more hymn it will be duck.. she hastly started to sing Gloria Gaynor.s song \"I will survive\":huh: :dry: :kiss:

Ducky Suzan and Cheeky who was back to her old self, were doing a good take off of the Three Degrees.Meanwhile Tony was cooking up a storm full english for everyone with fried bread,Bobby stuck her head round the door,hey everyone now we have sorted out the vampire we have new orders.Ducky looked at her I'm doing nothing until I have had my breakfast and cup of tea.The others in the group started pelting poor Bobby with bread rolls,dont shoot the messenger she said.I only wanted to tell you..........:ohmy: :ohmy: :whistle:<br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/08/23 15:48

The siniging is a new weapon made by the EEC to garauntee hostile behaviours. Even in jehovahs and mormons. So badly sung they,ve been known to leave the faith!!! Why now said webbo stuffing fried slice and streaky in his gob, Well confusion in the enemy ranks helps us????

Well in thats case said scotty laughing loudly bugger the singing just tell them to tag along with this lot for a day or too they,ll either be so pissed they wont care or so confused they,ll want to get pissed so they dont care! Oi said bobby are you questioning my management skills?? No darling bobby your a wonderfull woman said scotty trying not to get on the wrong side of she who must be obeyed, but this lot are completely barmy. Wot HIC slurred posh, aye said ducky and cat pulling their tops back down laughing, huh! said tony from the floor where he was laying after being flashed AGAIN. Well i suppose you have a point said webbo finishing brekkie. Anyway had we not better load up and head to the next assignement bobby?? Yes said bobby we are going to.....

Go into the future to a country that has not yet become one nation..We must help a small city where a great warrior king will be born in an age yet to come..At last said Posh a mission where my skills as a ruler will be needed..yes,said Bobby we will need all are wits about us I will work my way up the ranks of spys so that I become the head of their intellegence network ..Karl we need to make you first minister to the royal family.. Posh will connive to put a word in the right ears. bjm<br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/08/24 18:29

Im Matahari the seductress and spy said cat slipping into a black 50,s number with seamed stocking and stilletos and a hat to match. Great said ducky kicking her in the rear one slapper to go!!! OI said cat you promised to keep it quiet!! OOPSY sorry m,lady said ducky with a wink. Posh your magesty your costume is easy, regal finery as a queen that lost herkingdom you should be accepted. Im a guard said tony and so are the lads we can guard posh and cat can go to the other side as matahari and steal their secrets. How,d i do that then said cat looking puzzled. C,mere pet let me have a word said tony. They stood talking for a bit then cat went red squealed and slapped him in the chops. TONY WAT D&lt;YOU THINK I AM LIKE??? she shouted. It,s only for queen and country love said tony, well... queen and lost country! She raised her jaw to a proud height and said fine but suzans gotta come too. Oh crap said suzan i really need this dont i? Sweaty soldiers secrets! C,mon girl she said lets go....