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Vanished! Maybe they went to look for the kitchens said tony i know we all need to eat. Just then ducky rushed in shouting iv lost her!!! she was right behind me and she shrieked but when i turned... nothing. Cheeky walking into the room slowely behind ducky slyly smiling. So sorry ducky im fine now honest she said. nobody but webbo with the camera noticed anything odd. He went white and whispered in bobbys ear. She does,nt show up on the video camera anymore he said shakily. Bobby strolled over and it was then she saw the two red bite marks on cheekys neck....

Oh god what are we going to do now,I'm fine said Cheeky just then there was another loud shriek,who was that said Bobby.Tony looked round and said well who is missing,has anybody seen Scotty or Bjm,and what can we do to help Cheeky.Bobby shook her head I will have to consult with Cat,she marched forward out of the room a large cross in her hand,Ducky and Suzan followed close behind singing Onward Christian Soldiers as loud as they could........:whistle: :whistle:

There was a loud knock atthe door.....Posh opened it with a Hic.....Two men dressed in quality dark suits stood before her...Before Posh had the chance to utter..who the f... are you......
She was intercepted verbally with a question....What bread do you eat????
What?? What bread....White bread of course its good for toast.....
At that she was assaulted with non stop verbals of why she should be eating Brown bread in all its forms...This barrage went on for 25 mins..
Stop..Stop...STOP.....Posh screamed...why are you interested and who are you ????
Us,they said in unison....We are Hovis Witnesses xxxx:whistle: :whistle: :woohoo: :woohoo: :blink: :blink:huh: :sick: :silly:

What the ---- said bjm you should not open the door to those people, my old mam used to say bless her,I wish i had listened to her,just then he heard a voice from the kitchen shouting William what are you doing here? my god he exclaimed, it is true there are ghosts, get a grip on yourself said Scotty it is only the wlnd howling through the windows,and the only spirits you can hear is that bottle of whisky ducky slipped to you, but Scotty bjm started to say, when suddenly---

Ducky came running up,has anyboby seen Bobby and Cat I need to talk to them about Cheeky.Why whats wrong said Bjm,well Cheeky is really poorly she is so weak and pale,she is unable to get out of bed.Right said Scotty lets find Bobby and Cat and sort this out,can you sit with her until we return Ducky We will be as ..........:ohmy: :blink:

we will be as quick as we can...I have left suzan with her singing\" We shall not be moved \" said ducky but I am worried about Karl and Scouse.They said they where going to see what was down in the cellar... Heyup said bjm think i will see if they are ok... mumbling under his breath \"lets hope there is still some booze left\" wait for me said ducky run behind him..suzan might need a wee bit of spirit cheer: