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the water for a paddle my feet are bloody killing me last one in buys the ices said bobby tucking her dress in her knickers tony did not hear her he was busy chatting to a rather large lady in a flowery dress and wearing clogs .....no it cant be he said .........it is its dirty gerty from amsterdam ( she was an old favorite of his from his window shopping days )she hugged and kissed him eagerly you have not seen me she said.....

I am down here with my toy boy its a secret,Tony tapped his nose and said ok mum's the word.They were all there enjoying the sea when the local policeman arrived.Before Bobby could say anything Tony Scotty and Bjm had been arrested,well said Ducky this is a right kettle of fish.I hope Scotty's mother does'nt hear about this or there will be big trouble.What are we going to do.......:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :blink:

bobby looking at her feet sighed, i cant cope with this much longer! why have the boys been taken by the old bill! mind you looking like they do,I can see why someone would think they are up to no good.Ducky, Why dont you go see whats going on! Bobby looked worried. I have got to ring scotty's mum! We are all for the high jump now! I told her we would look after him.I'm off to do the job,If i dont return you will know she's blown my ear drums out! As she walked to the phone,bobby prayed, PLEASE GOD MAKE DOREEN IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY!........

Doreen answered on the first ring, Bobby explained what had happened,oh dont worry said Doreen he is always getting himself into scrapes,I will have a word in the right ear and hope to sort it out.Bobby put the phone down and breathed a sigh of relief.When she got back to the others she was surprised to see the models from the show all chatting away to Ducky and Suzan.Its ok said Suzan to Bobby the diamonds were not real,what said Bobby,they were just paste said Ducky giggling away to herself.Hey you lot shouted Webbo want to hear the good news.......... :woohoo: :woohoo: :whistle: :blink:

What good news they said.The photoes have, breaking of in mid sentence he said, why are tony, bjm and scotty talking to that policeman and a rather large lady in a flowery dress with clogs on. and where have Karl and scouse got to...

Sitting on the grass crosseyed after cats display said bobby they,ll come out of it soon. Scotty your mother wants you on the phone!! Scotty blanched and went to a payphone sweating profusely. So if them gems is fake wot we ere for slurred posh from here lawn chair outside the chippy were she was sipping her champers. Um im not sure anymore said cat i was almost thinkin of takin up flashin wiv that funny little mucky fella i got such a good reception she beamed happily. Oh bloody no you dont said tony proprietorialy all ladies in this group flash only to me! oooer said bobby laughing hark at him cat said bobby ducky and suzan giggling all together girls shouted cat!! they all turned to face tony, ONE TWO THREE!! all tops were lifted and tony promptly passed out. Now said bobby tucking her blouse in for some order please>>>>