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On hearing the scream all the group made a ran at the chippy, The poor man was quite shocked, As he was only a carpenter fixing a loo door, NO, shouted scotty the fish and chip shop,Not him! Ohhh went up a shout as they all started runing towards,the chip shop,Poor bobby was trying to run,But having got to the back doors of the white van,Found she was still wired up to the mic and nearly pulled her ear off, OWWWW,SHE SCREAMED. On getting to the double doors,She rememberd that Tony had locked them to keep her safe.Not put off by this she jumped over the front seats and out the open van window, It was a tight fit, But she just made it, Oh dear,Bobby said,less cream cakes for me, she rubbed her hips that had been grazed by the window,and shouted, Dont worry i'm coming!!!

She was only the fishmongers daughter,but she laid on the slab and said Fillet....said a pissed Suzan...Oh go on big boy..take me home and show me your etchings..she carried on..
Do you mind madam...Im the local Priest ,said the man in black...
Dont bother me....Im a Nun and getting nun.....show us yer hassocks xxxx

everybody piled into the fish and chip shop. Order,Order shouted bobby..so they all started to decide what they would like to have.. I think said bjm I will have

A number 69 with stella sauce,the sauce really makes it taste great,wot you having scouse?after they all had been served they strolled over to the park wall where they sat down to eat there food. How the hell do you get your sauce with these bits of wood said bjm, but Scotty had the answer,he went back into the shop and returned with a straw try this he said,hey up said ducky where has tony got to?i have no idea said Suzan he was with us when we went into the shop.

Karl said, Where is my straw for my beer? Looked at scotty with his angry face and scotty said .......

sorry i will nip back in and get a load of straws I only need one said karl I dont want to build a um :ohmy: nest ,what do you thing i am a