Witty Ditty

Robbie Macormack came from Fife,
He spent his days enjoying life,
Until that day he got caught out,
Pushed about by a big awful lout,
He felt his days full of strife,
That feteful day when he found a Wife xxxx

If you are a shaker and a mover
You can practise while you hover
Just like doing the shake and vac
But watch out for your poor old back:lol:

Silly Mabel Butter was a fool,
She tried to garden without a tool,
Broke her nails and removed her skin,
Smashed her head and cracked her shin,
What she neede was a lot of advice,
Mabel Butter was planting rice xxxx

My friend has bought a dog it's bigger than a horse
It chews up all the furniture never shows remorse
Her hubby says he will leave if it does'nt go
She says she'll find him lodgings if he gives her half a mo
So now he's round at my house looking for a place
I'd really rather have the dog I told him to his face.

Allez Vous its off to France,
Drive on the right dont take a chance,
Stop off and take the local air,
Eating out is more than fair,
The wine,the food and ambiance,
Make sure your enjoying your trip to France xxxx :side:

I met a guy at the dance
He really thought he had a chance
He was very nice and good looking
I took him home to sample my cooking
Then I sent him off on the bus
To let him stay would cause a fuss