Witty Ditty

She offered her honour,
He honoured her offer,
And all night long,
It was honour and offer xxxx

Dorrie wrote:

If you come back from where you've been
And cant remember what you've seen
Do not think your round the bend
A message to me you should send
For I may have been there with you
And Ducky may have been there too.:lol:


Were you there Ducky:blink:

I think I might have been there
I really can not say
I coudnt see you anywhere
praphs I was round the bend :blink: :huh:

I keep saying its got a mind of its own,
Its hard like a hanset but its not a phone,
Its erect at times not suited to be,
It does it itself thats plain to see,
All I know is in a hot shower,
It stands by itself,
Like some kind of Blackpool tower,
Im ashamed to say that I give it its head,
Then thinking elsewhere its off to bed xxxx :ohmy:

Have you seen Ducky she is lost
Send her home no matter the cost
Dont let her wander off again
Just put her on the sodding train:lol: :whistle:

I did pass Ducky just the other day,
She was otherwise occupied I have to say,
Walking arm-in-arm with a strong young man,
He was looking fit with a healthy tan,
She stoked his thigh it must be told,
At the time I thought thats very bold,
Lost in lust I assume they felt,
In fact Ducky undid his belt xxxx :ohmy: :whistle:

tonypark wrote:

I did pass Ducky just the other day,
She was otherwise occupied I have to say,
Walking arm-in-arm with a strong young man,
He was looking fit with a healthy tan,
She stoked his thigh it must be told,
At the time I thought thats very bold,
Lost in lust I assume they felt,
In fact Ducky undid his belt xxxx :ohmy: :whistle:

Good lord, the little minx:blush: :blush: :whistle: