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15 years 10 months ago #17805 by
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There was an old lady from Frome,
Who had a caravan as a home,
She drove to the West,
Thought Littlehampton best,
Then didnt know where to roam xxxx :)

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15 years 10 months ago #17808 by
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A butchers wife by the name of Jane,
Took her dog for a walk down the lane,
Her dogs name was Frank,
Seemed a terrible prank,
Now Jane only walks Frank in the Rain xxxx ;)

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15 years 10 months ago #17918 by Dorrie
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The Peacock is a silly bird it flits from bough to bough
It builds it's nest in Rhubarb tree's
And whistles like a cow:whistle:

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15 years 10 months ago #17919 by
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Uncle Dick he had a dog,
Its name was Lucy Bin,
He kept it in the garden,
And it was quite thin,
Even though not plastic,
Nor was it made of tin,
He ate all things before him,
Hence the name of Lucy Bin xxxx ;)

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15 years 10 months ago #17972 by Dorrie
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Not last night but the night before.
Three tom cats came knocking on my door.
One with a fiddle one with a drum
And one with a pancake stuck on his bum.:whistle:

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15 years 10 months ago #17983 by
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I knew a bloke called Rod,
Whos feet were slightly odd,
One went east,
One went west,
Didnt have a clue as to which was best,
But Rod was a bit of a sod xxxx ;)

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