Witty Ditty

ducky wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

A young lady who came from the West
Had muscles and hairs on her chest
She was a brickie you see
There was no ladies to pee
So she went in the gents with the rest:blink: :blush:

um dont you mean there was no ladies toilet to have a pee in and not no ladies to pee on ..( pees excuse the nit picking ):huh: :blink:

Oh pees!!!!!!:whistle:

Thanking you for peeing me straight my friend:woohoo: :whistle:

Oh dear what shall I do
My cat has got stuck up the flue
I'll go and get Stan
He's a lovely young man
And good with the ladies too:P

A salesman by trade was our Ron,
Some thought him a bit of a con,
But his goods they were smart,
Helped pay for his tart,
Plus custard he would have later on xxxx

Young men have been known just to play,
With their willies for most of the day,
But if they get caught,
To lie they are taught,
But the stiffness always gives them away xxxx :whistle: :whistle:

I wish I had a puppy dog I'd pat it everyday
I'd take it out for lots of walks,never let it stray
I'd give it lots of cuddles,snuggle it in my bed
But I have'nt got a puppydog,I've got you instead:(