Witty Ditty

I am so pleased Ducky came home
Lets hope no more to roam
She did'nt say where she'd been
Or anything she had seen
She gave me a funny little smile
I'll ask her again in a while:)

Call me old fashioned but never quite a bore,
Ive been seated quietly here trying to judge the score,
Do men keep the upper hand and play close to the chest,
Or do women feel insecure and put us to the test,
I only ask cos all these games leave me in a muddle,
Women dressed up in all the gear tend to need a cuddle xxxxx

tonypark wrote:

Call me old fashioned but never quite a bore,
Ive been seated quietly here trying to judge the score,
Do men keep the upper hand and play close to the chest,
Or do women feel insecure and put us to the test,
I only ask cos all these games leave me in a muddle,
Women dressed up in all the gear tend to need a cuddle xxxxx

I'm afraid to admit it,but I think you are possibly right:whistle:

There was a young man called Franco,
Who went to war in a Tanko,
He thought he knew best,
Put Spaniards to the test,
And pronptly took over the Banko xxxx

There was a young man from Poole
He went to work with no tool
Poor lad got the sack
The girls knocked him back
A man with no tool is a fool:P

A young man stood in a football wall,
Afraid he might get hit in the ball,
The ball it was struck,
Young man did not duck,
Now he feels 4 feet tall xxxx