Joke of the day

thought i would put my bit in :blink:

There's been a big fight in the biscuit tin.
a bandit called Rocky, who was crackers,
hit a penguin over the head with a club,
tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue
ribband and made his breakaway in a
taxi, police say \"rocky was last seen
just after eight by a viscount from maryland,
hobnobbing with a gingernut,and two
accomplices, one known as Gary baldi,
and the othere known only as rich T\",
Unfortunatly they dont't have a crumb of
evidence. :blink: :huh: :ohmy:

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, \"Your duck is a rip-off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience and he didn't dance a single step!\" \"So?\" asked the duck's former owner, \"did you remember to light the candle under the pot?\"

Whats more annoying than the dog chewing your shoes ?????

The Killer Whale eating your trainer xxxx


I know..not PC...all complaints to Karl please xxxxx :laugh:

A drunk guy approaches a cute girl in a singles bar. “Hi Babe, how about a date? He says. “Don’t waste your time. I never go out with a perfect stranger.”
“It seems we are both in luck. I’m far from perfect.”

Dont understand it...Ive just been banned from a new Muslim clothes shop....Got no idea what their problem is ???? All I did was go in and ask for a size 42 chest Bomber Jacket xxxx

Paddy says to Mick . \"My wife has just had twins\" Mick says . who do they look like ? Paddy says , each other you daft twat!