Joke of the day

Scientists have discovered there is a type of food that when eating can cause pain and suffering yrs later

It is called a wedding cake :blink:

Little Johnny was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.

He wrote:

Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers..!!

Such an unfair world ? When a man talks dirty to a Woman its sexual harrassment, but when a Woman talks dirty to a Man, its £1.50p a minute ? some networks vary

An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. \"Where would you like to sit?\" he asked politely.

\"The front row please.\" she answered.
\"You really don't want to do that\", the usher said. \"The pastor is really boring.\"
\"Do you happen to know who I am?\" the woman inquired. “No.\" he said.
\"I'm the pastor's mother,\" she replied indignantly.
\"Do you know who I am?\" he asked.
\"No.\" she said.
\"Good,\" he answered.

A guy is having sex with a new girlfriend and notices a photo of a man by the bed..He continues with the sex and asks....
Is it your ex hubby ???
She said......No....
Is it an ex boyfriend???
She said......No ....
Is it a brother then ???
She said....No....

At this point he asks ...in that case who the hell is it then ???
She said....Its a picture of me 6 months ago before the Change xxxx :ohmy:

One day husband and wife quarrelled. They made up their mind not to talk each other. In case they need to convey something, they just note it down on a paper and place it on the table; thatz all!!

One day, husband had to go for an official tour. At night he wrote in the paper; \"Wake me up at 5 0'clock in the morning\".

In the morning when he woke up, it was 8 o'clock. \"Oh God, itz too late, why didnt she wake me up earlier??\". It was then he saw a paper on the table; \"Get up, itz 5 o'clock\"....