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Joke of the day
14 years 8 months ago #29741
by Mini
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Manu:\"My doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath to cure my cold.\"
Sonu: \"Does it work?\"
Manu: \"I don't know... I can never finish drinking the hot bath.\"
Sonu: \"Does it work?\"
Manu: \"I don't know... I can never finish drinking the hot bath.\"
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14 years 8 months ago #29742
by Karl
Replied by Karl on topic Re:Joke of the day
GLASS EYE
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks.
They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies…
Wait for it…
It's coming…
The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
She says,
'You just happened to catch my eye.'
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks.
They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies…
Wait for it…
It's coming…
The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
She says,
'You just happened to catch my eye.'
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14 years 8 months ago #29747
by Mini
Replied by Mini on topic Re:Joke of the day
Father: My 5-yr-old son is very naughty. He made all our female servants pregrant.
Doctor: How?
Father: He took a pin and punched holes on all my condoms.
Doctor: How?
Father: He took a pin and punched holes on all my condoms.
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14 years 8 months ago #29749
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I was driving towards Dublin but unsure of the best way to go...Then noticed Paddy sitting on a wall....
Excuse me Paddy...said I...Whats the best way to Dublin???
Paddy..Are you going to be walking or driving a car ??
Me...( little bemused as I was sitting in my car).Im going by car....
Paddy...Well...Thats the Best way xxxx :laugh:
Excuse me Paddy...said I...Whats the best way to Dublin???
Paddy..Are you going to be walking or driving a car ??
Me...( little bemused as I was sitting in my car).Im going by car....
Paddy...Well...Thats the Best way xxxx :laugh:
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14 years 8 months ago #29752
by Mini
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Thrilling family story..
mom,dad & tintu(hero)
Tintu saw pinki and loved her fortunately she comes opposite to his house
love proposed..
love goes smoothly...
One day dady saw tintu with pinki..
Daddy: Who's that girl..?
Tintu: I love that girl & i will marry her..!
Daddy shocked
(Climax)
Daddy: Imposible, she is ur sister..U can't marry her...!
Tintu shocked
(TWIST IN STORY)
Mom: Don't worry tintu, I will arrange ur marriage...
\"u r not ur dad's son...!\"
Now Dad shocked...!
END.
mom,dad & tintu(hero)
Tintu saw pinki and loved her fortunately she comes opposite to his house
love proposed..
love goes smoothly...
One day dady saw tintu with pinki..
Daddy: Who's that girl..?
Tintu: I love that girl & i will marry her..!
Daddy shocked
(Climax)
Daddy: Imposible, she is ur sister..U can't marry her...!
Tintu shocked
(TWIST IN STORY)
Mom: Don't worry tintu, I will arrange ur marriage...
\"u r not ur dad's son...!\"
Now Dad shocked...!
END.
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- Visitor
14 years 8 months ago #29754
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A snail walked up to the pub bar and said....A glass of your best Bitter please...
At that the landlord picked the snail off the bar and threw him through an open window...
Two weeks later the snail returns to the bar and says to the Landlord....Why did you do that ?? xxxx :laugh:
At that the landlord picked the snail off the bar and threw him through an open window...
Two weeks later the snail returns to the bar and says to the Landlord....Why did you do that ?? xxxx :laugh:
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