Joke of the day

A family went to a hospital, where one of their relatives would be having a brain transplant. One of the relatives asked, \"What will the cost of a new brain be?\" The doctor replied, \"A female brain costs $25,000 and a male brain costs $50,000.\" The men smirked, but one of the females asked, \"Why is that, doctor?\" \"Well,\" the doctor replied,” the female brain is less because it has been used.\"

Went to the pub last night and an old school friend was sitting at the table in the corner drinking his pint...His name is Don and he has been living on his solidiers compensation after he lost his left ear in a freak military accident....Everyone feels a bit sorry for Don as he was active at sport and enjoyed life to the full...
I called across to him...Hey Don,what can I get you ???
He replied...No thanks...Ive got one Ear xxxx :laugh:

Nurse kept Johnny's finger in her mouth after blood test.
Johnny started Dancing.
Nurse: Why ar you dancing??
Johnny: Next is URINE TEST!!!

The NHS are offering £5.50 for each sperm donation....Which would make the old towel under the bed worth about nine grand xxxx

Lenny Henry went to pick up his new bed from Silent Night today.. He's hoping this one doesn't come with another fucking hippo.

Sam's doubts:

we can carry lunch in a lunch box, but cud we carry school in a schoolbag?

Itz cycling if we go by cycle, but will be training if go by train?

Butterfly can fly, can a caterpillar be pillar?

Tea cup contains tea, but can worldcup contain world?

MEchanical Engineer can become Mechanic, can a Software Engineer become software?

We can see tools in a toolbox, but can we see Match in a Matchbox?

Cream buiscuit contains creams, but will there be dog in a dog buiscuit?

Keyboard has keys, but will there be mother in motherboard?

Handwash is used for washing hands; face wash for washing face, but is it possible to wash brain using \&quot;brainwash\&quot;??<br><br>Post edited by: Mini, at: 2010/04/10 06:49