Joke of the day

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to \"honor thy
father and thy mother,\" she asked, \"Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?\" Without missing a beat one little boy answered: \"Thou shall not kill.\"

In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced
1
2
3
Start.
All Started Running Except Little Johnny.
Coach: Why Are You Still Waiting?
Little Johnny: My No Is 4!

Went outside this morning and was hit on the head with.....Frozen Pasta....Black Forest Gateux...Frozen Peas.....
Must be some of the Fall-Out from...Iceland xxxx

tonypark wrote:

Went outside this morning and was hit on the head with.....Frozen Pasta....Black Forest Gateux...Frozen Peas.....
Must be some of the Fall-Out from...Iceland xxxx

very clever tony lol xxxxx

ducky wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Went outside this morning and was hit on the head with.....Frozen Pasta....Black Forest Gateux...Frozen Peas.....
Must be some of the Fall-Out from...Iceland xxxx

very clever tony lol xxxxx

I thank you Kind lady..Im performing here all week xxxx Back by unpopular demand xxxx :whistle:

A foreigner and Little Johnny met while going to the toilet..

Foreigner: Good morning, how do u do?

Little Johnny: Usually we remove underwear and then do, And how do u do?