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give everyone some of that vodka said bjm, she will look just fine, they always do when you are drunk, but he kept the x ray specs hidden, they will be real handy later on when they are all asleep and he can have a good look at Lady m,s big

book of magic spells.Not alot of people knew but Lady Mag was a witch,she had been at the Hogwarts school for witches when she was a school girl.She could read Bjm's mind(oh boy was it a dirty mind).I will soon put a stop to his little game said Lady Mag,she pulled out her wand said the magic words and poor Bjm was turned into a ...............:ohmy: :huh: :blink: :blink:

A small book of the best boozers in the land,The only trouble was karl scotty and webbo had also disapeared. Oh devil take it said lady M, thank you said the devil snatching it out of her hands. Quick said suzan she has gone off with our boss and his henchmen :dry: :dry:

Oh darn it sighed Lady M. What in gods green earth is happening to everyone? Talk about getting more than you bargainned for Edna!! \"Oh dear I,v heard that tone of voice before Madge\" I know i know said madge. Incidently how much longer do you think the pupils will believe that old joker has acualy gone on holiday? How would you suggest we go about teling them that said Edna. Actually before you do the usual you can tell them madge you are going to be the new defense against the dark arts teacher! Yea i suppose id better explain it was truly a mistake. More like a monumental balls up chuckled Big Edna. Still giggling she pottered of to her nephew Hagrids cottage near the forest. He did a great line in retrieval from imps/devils etc. If you need advice follow the pub trail madge. Ok thanks! Away in their separate direction they went leaving brooms and belongings spread here and thereabouts......

By now Scotty Karl and Webbo were getting quite concerned,first they did not know where they were,second where the hell was Bjm.Just as they had decided they was no hope a young witch appeared,Oh its Cheeky said Webbo thank goodness you found us,its ok said Cheeky I have some floo powder we can get back using that.Karl did not look happy,did she say flea powder, I do not have an insect problem,Scott and Webbo fell about laughing,oh do come on said Cheeky we need to get back and sort out Bjm.She covered them with the floo powder called out Hogwarts and then..:ohmy: :huh: :dry: :S :blink: :whistle: .......<br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/07/31 09:39

NOTHING happened!! Oh blast said cheeky i was afraid that might happen. What might happen said Karl getting more confused and where the hells bjm? Im afraid you better ask madge for explanations but as for this it appears the ministrys gone and found out madge made dumbldore vanish by mistake and either he cant get back or he,s having fun watching the new dark arts teacher struggle. Oh god no said king karl. Oh yes grinned scotty it would appear madge got a new job. But ANYWAY! said karl why cant we get back? Oh said cheeky they,ve stopped all floo passaging in and out till the old boys found i expect. Hold your noses again she said HAGRIDS!! and out they all fell from hagrids fireplace straight on top of...