It,s the way you tell em

Two nuns were driving along when a man jumped out in front of the car.Quick said Sister Mary show him your cross.Cross said Sister Margaret I,m bloody livid.:woohoo: :silly:<br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/07/08 08:46

Come on everyone where are all the joke tellers:whistle: :huh:

Did you hear about the man that drowned in his bowl of Muesli, he was pulled under by a strong currant.:lol:

keep them comming ..I am no good at telling jokes:cheer:

Three men wanting to get into the Olympics but had no tickets.The Englishman picked up an old hub cap tucked it under his arm walked up to the turnstile and said I,m in the Discus, the man waved him through.The Scotsman picked up a scaffolding pole marched up to the turnstill I,m in Javelin through he went.Paddy stood looking around, picked up a roll of wire netting walked to the turnstill and said I,m in fencing.....:whistle:
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Please note( no insult intended to our Irish members) <br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/07/12 11:46

I bought some Armageddon cheese,it said on the packet best before end.