It,s the way you tell em

Good one Karl like it alot:lol:
Its hard to make a comeback when you have'nt been anywhere :lol: :woohoo: :whistle:

I brought a goldfish,and the assistant said do you want an Aquarium?.. \"I said I dont care what star sign it is :huh:

i was reading a book tittled the history of glue I couldn't put it down

AN ATHEIST,walking through the jungle, was suddenly attacked by a tiger.
'Oh god what can I do?'he cried.
A voice from above said 'You deny my existence, yet you appeal to me when you are in trouble.What makes you think I will do anythink for you,a non-christian?'
The atheist called back, 'if you can't help me, at least make the tiger behave like a christian'
The tiger crossed its paws and said, 'for what I'm about to recieve...'

What did one flea say to another,shall we walk or take the dog.:blink: :laugh:

An old lady celebrating her 100th birthday is wheel,d into garden by her family,she can only communicate by writing notes,she starts to lean to the left and they prop her up with pillows,she starts to lean to the right and again she is propped up,she starts to lean forward and they tie a sheet round her,Her favorite grandson says are you alright grandma? she writes they wont let me fart

Little pigeon in the sky
Dropping (things)from way up high
Angry farmer wipes his eye
Very glad that cows dont fly:lol: