It,s the way you tell em

Scotty wrote:

When God finished his creation of Adam,he stepped back scratched his head and said\"I can do better than that\"

and created eve who was a masterpiece :evil:

An elderly couple were at a church service, half way through she leans over and whispers to her husband i just let out a silent fart,wot do you think about that? he replies put a new battery in your hearing aid.:laugh:

What do you call a pig that does karate.A pork chop:)

Theres a new Doll on the market...
Its got no clothes..
Its got no shoes..
Its got no make-up..
Its got no house..
Its got no car...
Its got nothing whatsoever..
Its called Zimbarbie xxxx :whistle:

Doctor I have a serious problem,I can never remember what I just said.When did you first notice this problem.What problem:)

Man goes into Library an asks for a book on..Suicide..
P..s off says the Librarian..You wont bring it back xxx boom boom xxx :ohmy: :lol: