It,s the way you tell em

JOKE is deleted because it is racist.

Please do not tell any racist jokes<br><br>Post edited by: Able_Here_Team, at: 2008/08/15 19:04

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman
\&quot;Frostbite\&quot;

Why does'nt Dracula have friends.
Cos he's a pain in the neck:)

A couple of weeks ago, I was sitting on the patio, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.

Cheryl from next door saw us and was so upset that she came over and yelled at me....'You lazy sod! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your backside and give her a break!'

I thought 'Women!' Took another swig from my stubby, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my sunnies, stared directly at this nosey cow and told her in no uncertain terms 'Shove off and mind your own business. My wife has green fingers, and she really enjoys gardening'.

After a few days I felt really bad , so I went out and bought her a ride-on mower to show my sensitive side. I am so proud of the deal I got. I am also proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn. Yes guys , after all we should take good care of our wives ... that way maybe they will take good care of us.

I have attached a picture below. I hope it comes through OK [see below]




I'M TOO BLOODY SOFT WITH HER, SHE WILL WANT GEARS ON IT NEXT.

:lol: good one karl

Why are there gates round graveyards.Because everyones dying to get in:lol: