Two nuns were driving along when a man jumped out in front of the car.Quick said Sister Mary show him your cross.Cross said Sister Margaret I,m bloody livid. <br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/07/08 08:46
Three men wanting to get into the Olympics but had no tickets.The Englishman picked up an old hub cap tucked it under his arm walked up to the turnstile and said I,m in the Discus, the man waved him through.The Scotsman picked up a scaffolding pole marched up to the turnstill I,m in Javelin through he went.Paddy stood looking around, picked up a roll of wire netting walked to the turnstill and said I,m in fencing.....
Please note( no insult intended to our Irish members) <br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/07/12 11:46
Three nuns died and were waiting outside the gates of heaven.You must all answer a question before you can come in said the gatekeeper.Question no1. who was the first man on earth.Thats easy said the first nun it was Adam,that,s correct you may enter my child.Question no2.who was the first woman on earth.That,s easy said the second nun it was Eve,that,s correct you may enter my child.Question no3. what were the first words Eve said to Adam.Oh that,s a hard one, said the third nun ,correct enter my child.