TOPIC: It,s the way you tell em

Two nuns were driving along when a man jumped out in front of the car.Quick said Sister Mary show him your cross.Cross said Sister Margaret I,m bloody livid. <br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/07/08 08:46

Come on everyone where are all the joke tellers:whistle:

Did you hear about the man that drowned in his bowl of Muesli, he was pulled under by a strong currant.

keep them comming ..I am no good at telling jokes:cheer:

Three men wanting to get into the Olympics but had no tickets.The Englishman picked up an old hub cap tucked it under his arm walked up to the turnstile and said I,m in the Discus, the man waved him through.The Scotsman picked up a scaffolding pole marched up to the turnstill I,m in Javelin through he went.Paddy stood looking around, picked up a roll of wire netting walked to the turnstill and said I,m in fencing.....

Please note( no insult intended to our Irish members) <br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/07/12 11:46

I bought some Armageddon cheese,it said on the packet best before end.

I joined the gym last week,instructor said i had a body like a god, (Bhudda)

Three Lepers playing poker,one could never win so he threw his hand in,the other two laughed their heads off.

A guy walks into a bar and asks for a pint of less,barman says never heard of that, is it foreign? guy says i dont know, docter told me to drink less.

Viagra-now availablein solubable form to put in your tea.it dosn,t help your sex life, but it stops your biscuits going soft.

Bought my mother-in-law a new chair 4 her birthday,but the spoilsport wont plug it in.

Three nuns died and were waiting outside the gates of heaven.You must all answer a question before you can come in said the gatekeeper.Question no1. who was the first man on earth.Thats easy said the first nun it was Adam,that,s correct you may enter my child.Question no2.who was the first woman on earth.That,s easy said the second nun it was Eve,that,s correct you may enter my child.Question no3. what were the first words Eve said to Adam.Oh that,s a hard one, said the third nun ,correct enter my child.