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It,s the way you tell em

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15 years 7 months ago #5784 by Scotty
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Waiter waiter what is this fly doing in my soup,I think it,s the breast stroke sir.:lol:

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15 years 7 months ago #5795 by Karl
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A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra.
Eager to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his cockatiel eats all of them. Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off.
Unfortunately, his Viagra kicks in just as his wife comes home and it is hours later before he remembers the cockatiel. He runs and looks in the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing heavily, drained with sweat and totally exhausted.
“What happened?” the man asks. “You were in there for hours and yet you’re not only alive but you’re sweating like crazy?”

The cockatiel pants, “Man, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs a frozen chicken?”

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15 years 7 months ago #5797 by ducky
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I was lol karl am going to copy it for friends :laugh ..will i be able to pasted and copy it from here.. have not done that before<br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/07/21 15:58

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15 years 7 months ago #5801 by Scotty
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I killed a duvet the other day, to tell the truth I am feeling very quilty about it.:whistle:

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15 years 7 months ago #5814 by bjm49
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A man fell into a machine at a upholstery factory he is now fully recovered.

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15 years 7 months ago #5828 by Scotty
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A closed mouth gathers no feet:laugh:

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