A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra.
Eager to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his cockatiel eats all of them. Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off.
Unfortunately, his Viagra kicks in just as his wife comes home and it is hours later before he remembers the cockatiel. He runs and looks in the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing heavily, drained with sweat and totally exhausted.
“What happened?” the man asks. “You were in there for hours and yet you’re not only alive but you’re sweating like crazy?”
The cockatiel pants, “Man, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs a frozen chicken?”
I am not a beliver in seances, but I went to see what they are like.The psychic was doing his thing and grinning from ear to ear. I assumed his merriment was due to the fact that he was fooling a gullible public and gave him a poke in the nose.you can probaly guess the rest.
. I was arrested for striking a happy medium! <br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/07/23 19:39