It,s the way you tell em

Just had this on phone text from a well-wisher...please look away if your a prude.....

Your halloween costume came in the mailtoday.Sorry I opened it .
It was a Rooster mask and a bag of lollipops....Are you going as a cock-sucker again this year ??? xxxx :ohmy:

Terrorists have warned Louis Walsh that for every week those F...ing Twins stay on X Factor,a member of Boyzone gets killed xxxx :ohmy:

I didnt know Andrew Lloyd Webber was being treated for Prostate Cancer......Hope he doesnt make a Song and Dance out of it xxxx :laugh: :woohoo: