It,s the way you tell em

The Shortest Fairy Tale....

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl to marry him..she said No....He lived happily ever after xxxx :lol: :woohoo:

A gallery owner called an artist and said, \"I have good news and bad news.\"

\"Oh, please tell me the good news first,\" said the painter.

\"The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings.\"

\"That’s wonderful,\" the artist exclaimed. \"What’s the bad news?\"

\"The buyer was your doctor.\" :ohmy:

Do you think its too early to ask Whoopi Goldberg if shes heard from Patrick Swayze yet xxxx

tonypark wrote:

Do you think its too early to ask Whoopi Goldberg if shes heard from Patrick Swayze yet xxxx

Don't get it

Gandra wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Do you think its too early to ask Whoopi Goldberg if shes heard from Patrick Swayze yet xxxx

Don't get it

Just got it on my phone text...think it relates to a life-after-death film xxxx

There is an Australia, New Zealander, Irishman and a Scotsman, they are in a plane and discover they only have 3 parachutes, as they flew over Ireland, the Irishman says \"Tis for me country\" and jumps out with a parachute on, as they fly over Scotland the Scottishman says \"this is forr me countrry\" and jumps out with his chute on....After a while they are flying over the ocean and there is only chute left, the New Zealander opens the door and pushes the Aussie out saying \"This is for my country\"