It,s the way you tell em

Was in the pub the other day...music was loud ..so an uninvited fart was allowed to go. In fact ,after a lunchtime curry I was farting to the beat of the music....
When the music stopped I noticed everyone was looking at me...I had my i-pod on xxxx :lol:

JustMee wrote:

I'm not saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance...she leaned over and pushed me :woohoo:

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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned.

I couldn’t concentrate.

Just had a young lady knock on the door and ask if I wanted to help Fallen Women......I showed her to the bedroom and asked her to remove her clothes xxxx :lol: :laugh:

Was walking to the car park when I noticed an RAC man sitting in the front of his van...he was crying his eyes out and screaming...
I thought to myself....That man is heading for a Breakdown xxxx :woohoo: :lol:

Dr Smith has sex with one of his patients in a weak moment.He is tortured with guilt.In one ear he hears...You are a single man so enjoy yourself...
But in the other ear he hears...Your a vet you sick b..tard xxxx :whistle: