It,s the way you tell em

A very flat chested woman goes to a posh store and asks for a size 28AAAA BRA,she is told they haven,t,after having no luck at a further 3 stores she goes to a hypermarket and throws open her blouse and says do you have anything for this? the assistant says have you tried clearasil. Boom Boom.

Man went to the Doctors in alot of pain, what,s the problem said the Doc.I have a mince pie stuck up my bottom,oh I will give you some cream for that.:sick: :woohoo: :silly:

I think the jokes are good scotty and bjm..

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I,m a pair of curtains,go away and pull youself together then.:lol::woohoo: :silly:

Iused to work in a candle factory,packed it in after a day,got on my wick.

An old man goes to see a wizard to get a curse lifted after 20yrs,wot were the words used to put the curse on you asked the wizard,? the old man replied,I now pronounce you man and wife.