It,s the way you tell em

Realy REALY non PC....


In a recent Mens survey in which they were asked what they enjoyed most about BJs..
17 pc liked the excitement...
24 pc enjoyed the feeling....
51 pc enjoyed the Silence xxxxx

If it weren't for electricity,we would all be watching television by candlelight:lol:

Irish border patrol stop 5 men in an Audi Quatro...
Guard says...This car is a Quatro and only intended for 4 passengers...
No,says driver its just a name..my log book says its for 5....
Sorry....said Guard...your going no further...
Get me your superior said the driver.....
Hes dealing with two men in a Fiat Uno at the moment xxx boom boom xxxx

You have to stay in shape, my Grandmother started walking 5miles a day when she was 60.She is 97 today and we dont know where the hell she is.:whistle: :whistle:

Whats green and goes up and down?????



















Cabbage in a lift xxxx

First year of marriage
Man speaks woman listens
2nd year of marriage
Woman speaks man listens
3rd Year of marriage
Both speak neighbours listen:lol: