It,s the way you tell em

What did one eye say to the other eye.
Between you and me something smells.

Scotty wrote:

Why are there gates round graveyards.Because everyones dying to get in:lol:

Aint that the troof

Husband and Wife were on their 10 th anninersay trip to Hotel....Wife was naked and sad to Hubby...
When you saw me naked all those years ago ,what did you think..
Hubby repllied...I wanted to s..g your brains out and suck your breast dry....
She said....What are you thinking now ????
Hubby....Was thinking I did a good job ....xxxx:laugh: :blink:

police arrested two kids yesterday,one
was drinking battery acid and the other
was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off :dry:

Question....Whats the medical name for the Fatty tissue that surrounds a guys manhood ?????



Answer...The Wife xxxx;) :whistle: :woohoo:

A man goes to town on Friday,spends two days in town then comes home on Friday.How can this happen.
His horse is called Friday.:lol:

Two aerials meet on the roof=fall in love and get married.
the ceremony was rubbish,but the reception was brilliant :huh:

I used to work at KwitFit but I gave up the job.
Everyday I was tyred and exhausted.

A really sloppy drunk is draped over the bar. The bartender tells him, \"OK, you've had enough. I'm not going to serve you anymore, so get out of here and go home.\"


The drunk leaves the bar. Ten minutes later the drunk comes back in through the back door. The bartender tells him, \"I told you to go home, I'm not serving you anything more, you've had enough, now go home.\" The drunk leaves again.


Ten minutes later the drunk comes back in through a side door. Again, the bartender tells him, \"Man, I told you, you're wasted. I'm not serving you anymore, now go home, you've had enough.\" Again, the drunk leaves.


Fifteen minutes later the drunk comes back through another side door. The bartender says, \"What the hell is the matter with you? I keep telling you, you've had enough already, and I'm not going to serve you anymore, now go home!\"


The drunk looks up at the bartender and asks, \"How many places do you work at?\"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Q,are you allowed to kiss a nun?
yes but dont get into the habit.

Whats orange and comes out of the ground at 100 miles per hour ???

An E Type Carrot xxxx;) :whistle: