It,s the way you tell em

What did one eye say to the other eye.
Between you and me something smells.

Scotty wrote:

Why are there gates round graveyards.Because everyones dying to get in:lol:

Aint that the troof

Husband and Wife were on their 10 th anninersay trip to Hotel....Wife was naked and sad to Hubby...
When you saw me naked all those years ago ,what did you think..
Hubby repllied...I wanted to s..g your brains out and suck your breast dry....
She said....What are you thinking now ????
Hubby....Was thinking I did a good job ....xxxx:laugh: :blink:

police arrested two kids yesterday,one
was drinking battery acid and the other
was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off :dry:

Question....Whats the medical name for the Fatty tissue that surrounds a guys manhood ?????



Answer...The Wife xxxx;) :whistle: :woohoo:

A man goes to town on Friday,spends two days in town then comes home on Friday.How can this happen.
His horse is called Friday.:lol: