It,s the way you tell em

DID I READ THAT SIGN RIGHT

seen during a conference
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE IST FLOOR

In an office
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY, PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

message on a leaflet
IF YOU CANNOT READ,.. THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

spotted in a safari park
ELEPHANT PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

notice in farmers field
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD, FOR FREE BUT THE BULL CHARGES

on a repair shop
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHINK (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR = THE BELL DOESN'T WORK

Notice in healths food shop
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Outside a secondhand shop
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING-
BYCYCLES, WASHING MACHINES,ECT WHY NOT BRING YOU WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDEFULL BARGAN

department shop
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

TOILET OUT OF ORDER.PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

:lol: :blink: :huh:

Great stuff Ducky love them :lol: :lol: :lol:

A TWIST IN THE TALE
The telphone rang and a small quiet voice answered.
\"Who's that?\" I asked.
\"Its me Lucy\".
\"Where are you?\"
\"I'm in the airing cupboard.\"
\"Can I please speak to daddy?\"
\"He's awfully busy\"
\"can I please talk to mummy?\"
\"She's awfully busy too.\"
\"Is there anyone else I can speak to?\"
\"The police are here but they are awfully busy too,\"
\"What on earth are they doing there.\"
\"They are helping mummy and daddy look for a missing girl.\"
\"Oh dear! How awfull for them. Who's missing?\"
\"Me\" :blink:
:huh:

A son of a very wealthy US financial mogul was due to inherit his fathers fortune...So he decided to find a wife to share his life...
Time passed and six months later,at a party he saw the most stunning female..He had to introduce himself....Hello,Im Sam and Im about to inherit $40m when my father dies.......
Three weeks later ..the Lady was Sams stepmum xxxx :whistle:

HE WAS PLAYING with his trains and his mother in the kitchen heard, \"All you B

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passengers,that are for here get off NOW and all you other B

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passengers hurry up and get on. The B

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train isn't going to wait for you to B.

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dither.\"
His mother said she wouldn't have language like that from him and sent him to sit on the naughty step for 20 minuits.
Later she heard him playing again.
\"Would all the passengers for here kindly alight, remembering please to take with them any hand luggage.
Would those who wish to board the train please do so as soon as the others have alighten. We apoligise for the 20 minute delay caused by that B

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woman in the kitchen.\"
:laugh: :huh:

Door Bell went this morning and when I opened it,I was confronted with two suited types ...who asked what bread I ate and went into All the advantages of Brown Bread....This went on for 20 mins...
Stop now..I said...what is this all about and who are you.....
Us.....We are JeHovis Witnesses xxxx <br><br>Post edited by: tonypark, at: 2008/12/07 20:43