It,s the way you tell em

A guy is fed up with being skint and wants rid of his wife so he takes out an insurance with him a benefactor...He contacts a Hit-Man by the name of Arti and they agree £5000 for the dirty deed.However the guy only has £1 on him and tells Arti that he will pay in full once the Insurance is paid....Gives him the £1..
Arti gets his chance in ASDA Superstore the following week ...As the wife is in the clothes section,Arti strangles her...but as she is passing away the store manager gets involved...so Arti,being the consumate professional strangles him too...
All of this is caught on CCTV and before he can leave the store Arti is arrested by the police...
In the local press next day..the headline is.....ARTI CHOKES TWO for a £1 in ASDA ..... xxxxx :side: :whistle:

tonypark wrote:

A guy is fed up with being skint and wants rid of his wife so he takes out an insurance with him a benefactor...He contacts a Hit-Man by the name of Arti and they agree £5000 for the dirty deed.However the guy only has £1 on him and tells Arti that he will pay in full once the Insurance is paid....Gives him the £1..
Arti gets his chance in ASDA Superstore the following week ...As the wife is in the clothes section,Arti strangles her...but as she is passing away the store manager gets involved...so Arti,being the consumate professional strangles him too...
All of this is caught on CCTV and before he can leave the store Arti is arrested by the police...
In the local press next day..the headline is.....ARTI CHOKES TWO for a £1 in ASDA ..... xxxxx :side: :whistle:

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brilliant tony

:lol: :lol: :lol: Ditto to that.

I thank you...Im Tony Park and Im here all week xxxx :whistle:

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