It,s the way you tell em

A thief in paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got pass security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.
however he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make an obvious error he replied.
'I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Goug,'

Do you have De Gualle to show this to someone else? I showed it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse :huh:

ducky wrote:

A thief in paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got pass security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.
however he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make an obvious error he replied.
'I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Goug,'

Do you have De Gualle to show this to someone else? I showed it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse :huh:

Think he was stopped by a Constable , but Haywaine Im looking in wrong direction ..often Turner the other cheek xxxx :lol:

tonypark wrote:

ducky wrote:

A thief in paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got pass security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.
however he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make an obvious error he replied.
'I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Goug,'

Do you have De Gualle to show this to someone else? I showed it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse :huh:

Think he was stopped by a Constable , but Haywaine Im looking in wrong direction ..often Turner the other cheek xxxx :lol:

I think you are both very clever:lol:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

ducky wrote:

A thief in paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got pass security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.
however he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make an obvious error he replied.
'I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Goug,'

Do you have De Gualle to show this to someone else? I showed it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse :huh:

Think he was stopped by a Constable , but Haywaine Im looking in wrong direction ..often Turner the other cheek xxxx :lol:

I think you are both very clever:lol:

we seem to have got the art of to a tate

Its Monet for nothing xxxx

Gone chopin. bach in twenty minuets xx;)

Sign in a Pet shop window......Lady pleasure licking Frogs at £25.......Woman goes inside and says ..I would like to see one of these pleasure-giving frogs.....
Man behind the counter says....Bonjour xxxx;) :lol:

A chap called Simon had a nasty accident at the saw mill where he worked, he got both his legs chopped off, his uncle had just died so they transplanted his legs onto Simon.A while later Simon appeared on \"Stars in their eyes\"When asked who he would be tonight, he replied \"Simon and Halfuncle\":blink:

Dorrie wrote:

A chap called Simon had a nasty accident at the saw mill where he worked, he got both his legs chopped off, his uncle had just died so they transplanted his legs onto Simon.A while later Simon appeared on \"Stars in their eyes\"When asked who he would be tonight, he replied \"Simon and Halfuncle\":blink:

:woohoo: :lol: :blink: :woohoo: :lol: So bloody bad it good xxxx

If you are as ill as you look on your Passport photo, you are too ill to travel:ohmy:

Whats green and goes up and down ( ols schoolboy joke ) xxxx

Man walks into a Pet shop and asks to buy a Wasp....
We dont sell wasps...said the assistant.....
You had some in your window yesterday xxxxx :ohmy: