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14 years 11 months ago #23674 by Dorrie

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A couple are eating out when the wife spills soup all down her front.She says \"Oh now I look like a pig\". Yes said her husband, you have also spilt your soup.

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14 years 11 months ago #23746 by ducky

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night...

A widow :huh:

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14 years 11 months ago #23747 by Dorrie

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Like it

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Did you hear the one about the Honest MP ????

No...nor did anyone else xxxx :evil:

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14 years 11 months ago #23971 by ducky

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turning to his wife he said 'get you coat on, Mavis I'm going to the pub'
'oh goodie,' she said 'are you taking me to dinner?'
'no' he said,I'm turning the heating down.' :evil:

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14 years 11 months ago #23983 by Dorrie

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I've been told I'm really good in bed.
Oh yes \"I can sleep for days\":lol: :lol: :whistle:

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