It,s the way you tell em

Replied by tonypark on topic Re:It's the way you tell em - disability site

ducky wrote:

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I loved tony hart and morph lol so did the children
I also loved micheal benteen (sorry cant spell his name)

Its a Square World xxxx

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Replied by tonypark on topic Re:It's the way you tell em - disability site

Dont you just hate those charity collectors who come to your door at awkward times.Last night I had a woman from the Sperm Bank.....I gave her a mouthful I can tell you xxxx :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

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Clubbers in Yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject ecstacy directly into their mouths. This dangerous process is known as...E by Gum xxxx :whistle: :whistle:

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Replied by ducky on topic Re:It's the way you tell em - disability site

two nuns where walking in the cathederal grounds
when a vampire suddenly appeared in front of them
quick, said the first nun show him your cross
the second nun shouted get out of the bloody way

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Replied by tonypark on topic Re:It's the way you tell em - disability site

Ten things that men know about women....

1...They have a virgina..

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10...Oh yes....and breasts

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Replied by tonypark on topic Re:It's the way you tell em - disability site

I was in Waitrose the other day and a woman at the check-out fell over and died.....I felt realy bad for her...she had just bought ...A bag for life xxxxx :whistle:

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Replied by tonypark on topic Re:It's the way you tell em - disability site

Teacher in class draws a picture of a penis on the blackboard and asks...Does anyone know what that is....
Jimmy jumped up and said...my dad has two of them..One small one for everyday use...and one bigger one for cleaning the babysitters teeth xxxx :whistle:

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Replied by tonypark on topic Re:It's the way you tell em - disability site

Three students doing a psychiatry lesson ....
The first was asked .Whats the opposite of Joy ????..He replied ..Sorrow...
Next was asked the opposite of depression.?? ...He replied Happiness...
Third was asked the oposite of Woe???? ....He replied ...Giddy-up xxxx :whistle:

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